Matt can’t hit the ball
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[Verse 1]
I work the fairways every morning
Mow the greens and rake the traps
Read every book on grip and posture
Watch the tournaments, know the stats
[Chorus]
But I can't hit the ball straight
No matter how I try
I practice at the range all week
Then pull it left and slice it right
I love this game, it don't love me
The slice is gonna be my life
[Verse 2]
Got a closet full of irons
Tried every driver they ever made
My buddies ask me how I'm hitting
I just look down and shake my head
[Chorus]
'Cause I can't hit the ball straight
No matter how I try
I practice at the range all week
Then pull it left and slice it right
I love this game, it don't love me
The slice is gonna be my life
[Bridge]
There's men who work and hate their job
I'm living mine and still can't play
Guess some things just weren't meant to be
[Chorus]
'Cause I can't hit the ball straight
No matter how I try
I practice at the range all week
Then pull it left and slice it right
I love this game, it don't love me
The slice is gonna be my life
[Outro]
Yeah, the slice is gonna be my life
Versions
Matt can’t hit the ball (Version A)
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Version A
Matt can’t hit the ball (Version B)
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Version B