Doc Nick
Maximus Cross
[Verse 1]
Nick at Allegheny thinks he’s top tier
Doctor by day but I wouldn’t go near
Won’t let me operate on my own damn dog
While he’s lost in a medical medical fog
[Chorus]
He's the worst pilot ever to touch the sky
Every landing's a lawsuit, don't ask me why
Biohazard feet and a questionable mind
A menace to medicine, one of a kind
[Verse 2]
Suspect advice and a ego so wide
Nowhere to run and nowhere to hide
Confidence soaring way past his skill
If the landing don't get you, the diagnosis will
[Outro]
Yeah, Nick's a menace
Worst pilot alive
Good luck at Allegheny
If you survive
Versions
Doc Nick (Version A)
Maximus Cross
Version A
Doc Nick (Version B)
Maximus Cross
Version B