Lou’s Bootie
JDeezy
[Verse 1]
Now Tommy's got a slice that curves like a question mark
He blames the wind or grass or anything but his spark
But what he lacks in follow-through he makes up in creativity
When it comes to finding better lies, the man's a prodigy
[Chorus]
He takes a mulligan on the first
A gallery drop on the third
Moves his ball a foot or two
When he thinks I ain't concerned
Says his wedge is in the trees
But somehow lands it on the green
Oh, Tommy cheats at golf
That's the damnedest thing I've seen
[Verse 2]
He's ten points down in fantasy, won't admit his team is through
Started three guys on a bye week, now he's crying in his brew
Then he'll spin me round the dance floor with the grace of a newborn calf
Thinks he's smooth as Tennessee whiskey but he moves like a giraffe
[Chorus]
He takes a mulligan on the first
A gallery drop on the third
Moves his ball a foot or two
When he thinks I ain't concerned
Says his wedge is in the trees
But somehow lands it on the green
Oh, Tommy cheats at golf
That's the damnedest thing I've seen
[Bridge]
Got a back like a grizzly bear
Hair for days, don't seem to care
But he's loyal as the summer's long
My crooked brother, my right-hand man
Even if he can't understand
Why cheating's cheating all along
[Chorus]
He takes a mulligan on the first
A gallery drop on the third
Moves his ball a foot or two
When he thinks I ain't concerned
Says the rules are just suggestions
When you're out there with your friends
Oh, Tommy cheats at golf
But I love him in the end
[Outro]
Yeah, Tommy cheats at golf
But I love him in the end
Versions
Lou’s Bootie (Version A)
JDeezy
Version A
Lou’s Bootie (Version B)
JDeezy
Version B