SCHMEAT
Swagmeier
Intro]
Yeah, yeah
They lining up like it's Black Friday
(Soup can!)
Hah
[Chorus]
Schmeat, schmeat, schmeat, schmeat, schmeat
Schmeat, schmeat, schmeat, schmeat, schmeat
Pull a ticket at the counter, baby, take a seat
Girth got 'em dizzy, Campbell's on repeat
[Verse 1]
Walk in, they panic, anaconda in my denim
Circumference stupid, need a measuring tape for the venom
My boy JD doesn't have any schmeat, that's facts
Needle dick energy, homie built like toothpicks, relax
I'm packin' condensed soup, she need both hands for the grip
Progresso in my pants, yeah, she studyin' the width
Lou loves schmeat, got him writing love letters
Obsessed with the radius, my inches make him better
They gossip in the locker room, jealousy transparent
Deli counter system 'cause I'm serving what they fear, yeah
Number thirty-seven! Girl, your turn for the feast
While these boys out here sporting appetizers, deceased
[Chorus]
Schmeat, schmeat, schmeat, schmeat, schmeat
Schmeat, schmeat, schmeat, schmeat, schmeat
Pull a ticket at the counter, baby, take a seat
Girth got 'em dizzy, Campbell's on repeat
[Verse 2]
Volume exponential, diameter presidential
She retire after me, call that schmeat residual
Measuring in ounces, not inches, understand?
Width of a Red Bull can, grip it with both hands, damn
Competition looking microscopic through the lens
Toothpick, chopstick, pencil shavings, no defense
Lou stay fiending for a piece, I see you lurking, bro
JD out here working with a AAA battery, whoa
I'm the whole damn buffet, they get crumbs for lunch
Thickness making history, leaving imprints when Iunch
Take a number, baby, there's a line around the block
Soup can in my sweats got security on lock
[Bridge]
(Width! Width!)
They measuring wrong, I go circular
(Girth! Girth!)
Calculator needed, this is murder, bruh
[Chorus]
Schmeat, schmeat, schmeat, schmeat, schmeat
Schmeat, schmeat, schmeat, schmeat, schmeat
Pull a ticket at the counter, baby, take a seat
Girth got 'em dizzy, Campbell's on repeat
[Outro]
JD mad, Lou obsessed
Width game blessed, put 'em all to rest
Soup can legacy
Yeah
Versions
SCHMEAT (Version A)
Swagmeier
Version A
SCHMEAT (Version B)
Swagmeier
Version B