Christmas Eve at Sue’s
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[Verse 1]
Sue's out back by the garbage can
Shoving receipts down deep where nobody gonna look
She bought my brother another fishing rod
Got my sister some boots she don't even need
The truck bed's full of boxes from town
Wrapping paper covering up the damage done
[Chorus]
Mama hides the bills every December
Says the credit card ain't nobody's business but hers
We'll eat that meat and pour the drinks
Laugh about the way she can't remember nothing
(Sue don't care, Sue don't care)
Christmas morning gonna cost her everything
(Sue don't care, Sue don't care)
[Verse 2]
Thirty years old and I still get six packages
She acts like we're kids waiting by the tree
Dad just shakes his head and grabs another bottle
Says let her have her fun before January hits
The kitchen smells like dinner at five o'clock
She's already forgetting where she put the carving knife
[Chorus]
Mama hides the bills every December
Says the credit card ain't nobody's business but hers
We'll eat that meat and pour the drinks
Laugh about the way she can't remember nothing
(Sue don't care, Sue don't care)
Christmas morning gonna cost her everything
(Sue don't care, Sue don't care)
[Bridge]
We tease her when she loses her glasses
Call out her name when she walks in circles
But she's the reason we come back home
Even if she's broke until March
[Chorus]
Mama hides the bills every December
Says the credit card ain't nobody's business but hers
We'll eat that meat and pour the drinks
Laugh about the way she can't remember nothing
(Sue don't care, Sue don't care)
Christmas morning gonna cost her everything
(Sue don't care)
[Outro]
Sue's out back by the garbage can
Hiding evidence like she does every year
Versions
Christmas Eve at Sue’s (Version A)
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Version A
Christmas Eve at Sue’s (Version B)
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