Penn State Behrend
Real Lou Dollaz
Intro]
Yo, yeah yeah
Penn State broke boys in the buildin'
Haha, check it
[Verse 1]
Empty pockets, empty wallets, man we strugglin' tonight
Called up Jake, said "Yo what you got?" He said "Nothin' but an appetite"
Check my bank account, damn, six dollars to my name
Tommy got his student loan but spent it all on that stupid game
We poolin' funds like some broke-ass Avengers on a mission
Count the change, quarters and dimes, this our financial petition
"I got three bucks!" "I got two!" Man, this shit is lookin' sad
Between the five of us we barely got enough to split a pad
Of ramen noodles, but we tryna hit the club tonight
Mike's fake ID got declined, now that boy's acceptin' his plight
"Yo I'll rob my roommate's drawer" Nah man, chill with all that
We need a master plan, some Ocean's Eleven type combat
[Chorus]
We ain't got no money, no money, no money
But we still tryna act like we stuntin', we stuntin'
Broke boys at the bar tryna order one beer
Split it five ways, man, this lifestyle's severe
[Verse 2]
Pre-game at the crib 'cause we can't afford the bar
Forty-ounce between us, we ain't travelin' too far
From sober—nah I'm lyin', we lightweight as hell
Two sips got us thinkin' we're the kings of clientele
Roll up to the function actin' like we own the spot
Reality check: we share one Uber, that's all we got
Girls lookin' at us like "Who let these clowns in?"
We shootin' our shot but we ain't got a dollar to spend
"Yo can I buy you a drink?" She said "Sure!" Now I'm in a panic
My card got declined twice, this situation's frantic
Dave tried to spit game, talkin' 'bout his mansion
Bro, you live in a dorm where the bathroom's abandonin'
Basic hygiene, but he act like he's ballin'
Reality hit when his debit card kept stallin'
[Chorus]
We ain't got no money, no money, no money
But we still tryna act like we stuntin', we stuntin'
Broke boys at the bar tryna order one beer
Split it five ways, man, this lifestyle's severe
[Verse 3]
Marcus talkin' big, "Yo I got the tab tonight"
Ordered wings for the table, then his face turned white
Bill came to sixty, he only had a twenty
Now we all chip in, man, this poverty's plenty
Back at the crib roastin' each other's failed attempts
"Yo you really told that girl you study pre-med, you dense?"
"You ain't pre-nothin' except pre-unemployed"
We stupid as hell but the friendship's deployed
Count our blessings, count our change, same difference in the end
Broke but we got jokes, yeah, that's the dividend
Tomorrow we'll be schemin' on another master plan
Tonight we feast on dollar pizza like it's contraband
[Outro]
Yeah, Penn State broke boys
We out here survivin'
Haha, barely
[Ad-libs fade]
Versions
Penn State Behrend (Version A)
Real Lou Dollaz
Version A
Penn State Behrend (Version B)
Real Lou Dollaz
Version B