Stassi’s Year of Gold
Nick Kalpakis
[Verse 1]
In twenty twenty five Stassi tweets her life
Tennis player bold owning hype and strife
Burner evil Stassi lets her thoughts fly
Uber rides with Eastern drivers wild and sly
“Love my Eastern European drivers,” she posts
Breaking every law to get me where I need most
[Chorus]
Stassi’s world in tweets and gold
Bold stories, fearless, never cold
Stranger Things, Harry Potter takes
Life observed in the posts she makes
[Verse 2]
Dating wrapped, wardrobe not ready
Screaming “OMG!” vibe always steady
Tarantulas, frogs, cute pet pact
Smut books thousands pages stacked
NFL fake, rigged she calls
Refs bullshit Bears game walls
[Chorus]
Stassi’s world in tweets and gold
Bold stories, fearless, never cold
A dub tonight, one step near
Leo stellium superpower clear
[Verse 3]
Chicago shooting gang related sounds
Minnesota fraud millions lost, she resounds
“None of us paying taxes till prison,” she claims
Your show is ass, she blasts, no games
Paint war vlog fun, Super Bowl picks
Chicago Bears to win, tricks and flicks
[Bridge]
Year of tweets stories bold
Stassi’s world in posts of gold
Haters mad, Bears kings north
Bold adventures, fearless course
[Outro]
Stassi’s life, wild and free
Tweets and tales for all to see
Stories shared, fearless soul
Twenty twenty five her year of gold
Versions
Stassi’s Year of Gold (Version A)
Nick Kalpakis
Version A
Stassi’s Year of Gold (Version B)
Nick Kalpakis
Version B