Gross martinis
Kenny Woo
[Verse 1]
She ordered another round
Three drinks in and they're still coming wrong
No beans in the glass, she says
Bartender just shrugs and moves along
[Verse 2]
The weird guy's talking about his ex-wife
Joe's been quiet for the last half hour
I'm watching the vodka pour
Either way too much or not nearly enough power
[Chorus]
This ain't how I planned my Tuesday
Sitting here with strangers and a tab
She's waving for the check now
Guess I'm the one who's gonna have to grab
[Verse 3]
Joe finally speaks up about the weather
The weird guy laughs at nothing I can see
She's already got her coat on
Left me here with the bill and these two for company
[Verse 4]
The bartender brings the damage
I can see her taillights through the glass
Joe asks if I'm staying
The weird guy orders another pass
[Chorus]
This ain't how I planned my Tuesday
Stuck here with the wreckage and a tab
She made it look easy
Walking out while I'm left holding the bag
[Outro]
Next time I'll order beer
Keep it simple, keep it clear
Versions
Gross martinis (Version A)
Kenny Woo
Version A
Gross martinis (Version B)
Kenny Woo
Version B