Pizza Dave
Nick Kalpakis
[Verse 1]
In twenty twenty five Dave Portnoy starts the year with fire
Barstool king tweeting pizza reviews coast to coast higher
Best of Barstool Pizza Reviews montage so grand
Everybody knows the rules one bite in hand
Michigan football shakes ground Sherrone Moore downfall hits
Volatile coach fired quick women stories in bits
[Chorus]
Dave Portnoy roared live
Pizza football takes thrive
Year recaps highs and lows
Barstool king everyone knows
[Verse 2]
Bruce Feldman reports scoop inside storm so deep
Michigan fans reeling but Dave keeps the beat
Finebaum said nobody wants the job true
Michigan number one Go Blue through and through
Kyle Whittingham hired spectacular move
Big nasty Samoans Dave cant wait to prove
[Chorus]
Dave Portnoy roared live
Pizza football takes thrive
Michigan dominance in play
Fans cheer every day
[Verse 3]
Provo Dave moved to tears Utah fans win
Prouder than ever Michigan Man way class begin
No stealing coaches LSU morals first
Whittingham five year deal Michigan thirst
Ohio fans obsessed signs on Daves lawn
Ryan Day one and four asterisk drawn
[Bridge]
Block M trends playoffs near Michigan stirs the play
Big Ten vs SEC per usual grind
College playoffs nobody cares blowouts thrash
Dave rants no disrespect system trash
[Outro]
Pats rise Drake Maye throws elite
Jets regulated should be sweet
Crypto Netflix Paul Joshua feats
Dave Portnoy twenty twenty five hail complete
Versions
Pizza Dave (Version A)
Nick Kalpakis
Version A
Pizza Dave (Version B)
Nick Kalpakis
Version B