Blowing it up
Dolla $ign
[Verse 1]
I ate a bowl of that three-alarm last night
Jalapeños piled high as a pine
Buddy said it'd put hair on my chest
I told him I could handle it just fine
Now the sun's been up for six damn hours
And I ain't moved from this porcelain throne
Got a roll of paper thin as tissue
And my backside's in the danger zone
[Chorus]
I been wiping till my hand went numb
Got skid marks that won't come undone
There's a rash that's burning like the sun
And that Pepto ain't done nothing
Should've listened when they warned me twice
About that chili and the devil's spice
Now I'm paying for my appetite
Stuck here wiping all damn day and night
[Verse 2]
Drank a bottle of that pink salvation
Shook it up and chugged it down real quick
Thought it'd calm the storm inside my gut
But I'm still sitting here feeling sick
My legs done fell asleep an hour ago
Got that pins and needles creeping in
If I ever make it off this seat
I swear I'll never eat that stuff again
[Chorus]
I been wiping till my hand went numb
Got skid marks that won't come undone
There's a rash that's burning like the sun
And that Pepto ain't done nothing
Should've listened when they warned me twice
About that chili and the devil's spice
Now I'm paying for my appetite
Stuck here wiping all damn day and night
[Bridge]
They say pride comes before the fall
Mine came before the bathroom stall
[Chorus]
I been wiping till my hand went numb
Got skid marks that won't come undone
There's a rash that's burning like the sun
And that Pepto ain't done nothing
Should've listened when they warned me twice
About that chili and the devil's spice
Now I'm paying for my appetite
Stuck here wiping all damn day and night
Versions
Blowing it up (Version A)
Dolla $ign
Version A
Blowing it up (Version B)
Dolla $ign
Version B